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Phil Coulson ([personal profile] tasernanny) wrote2023-04-26 08:53 pm
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Dream of Californication

It’s a gorgeous California spring day. The sun is shining, the air warm and softly scented with flowers. And fresh produce. The farmer’s market sprawls across the lush manicured lawn of a city park. There’s a gazebo in the center with a live bluegrass band. Honestly, it’s a perfect morning straight out of a movie.

Phil has a travel mug of coffee in one hand and Scott’s in the other, fingers laced together because Phil is a sap. He likes holding hands. And after putting Scott through his sexual paces last night it’s nice to be sweet and gentle with him.

“You know,” he says, studying the market through the lenses of his sunglasses. “I should bring something back for the team.”

They were very curious when he said he was taking leave for the weekend but he also refused to say where he was going and what he was doing. He imagined it was driving them all crazy back at base.

They’d better not use the satellites to spy on him. Phil’s told them not to abuse the tech. He’ll worry about that on Monday. When he goes back.

He smiles at Scott. There are a lot of stalls to see. Somewhere someone’s selling bread. He can smell that in the air but they only just got here and Phil doesn’t want to rush.

“You’ve got to have a vendor you always visit.” Phil’s guessing but he has a good read on Scott. The man would absolutely pick favorite vendor who’s fruits and vegetables were better than anyone else’s.
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-08 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's ironic, considering that they'll find more through that than me." Scott is not a stupid person, though he might act like it quite a bit. But when it comes to the science behind the particles he's really at a loss. He's figured out the gear, how it works, and how he can better it. But the particles themselves? That's better left to Hank. But with a whole book and everything he's not entirely shy about sharing. Though most people don't get into the grit of it, nor does he offer.
That'd be different.

But it's better than if they were to go straight to Hank god bless his soul but he's a real ass if he's honest. But then again he and Hope are a little bit on the shit list right now thanks to giving his daughter a suit without even consulting him first. So he might be bias in that thought process currently but he spent a lot of time trying to purposefully keep Cassie out of that world only to have them suck her right into it.

Daisy gets an eyebrow pop. "As long as it doesn't go in some permanent record or something. There is a lot of stuff I left out." Which he probably wont get away with hiding from people like Phils team, hell he's exceedingly aware that what they know alright might fill whole case files.

But one of the reasons Scott did the tell all is that he's found misinformation to be rampant. Easier to tell your side than let people make up shit about him.

Not that, that really stopped it entirely.

"So May is the most important." He settles, from the way the other man speaks it's clear every single part of his team is so much more than that, they're family. But the ones who are more apt to kill him are the ones he really has to keep an eye out for. Although...

"I don't have any intention of harming you." Scott says in earnest, that being said no one can make the promise that he wont. But he will never intend on it, and truth be told if he has his way it'd be far from it. "So I think I'm safe." He offers returning the game of footsie under the table that he's gotten so damn used to over the past few weeks.

"Though I can only imagine what kind of bodily harm a SHIELD agent can do to me. After the whole 'Baba Yaga Incident'." Granted Ava was a LITTLE bit different, but still.
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-08 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
He might draw the line at blood draws, even if it would be sort of interesting to know exactly what they are doing to him. Cause he knows it's something. Despite being from Florida oranges had never been on his radar prior to the suit. Plus the absolute amount of food he can put down, he'd never been a bad eater but there is a part of him sometimes that wonders where the hell it's all going.

But he is not a fan of needles.

"Well she should meet Kurt then. I'm good, but he's fantastic." Scott had spent a lot of time programing and building security systems even before X-Con, it's how he got the job at VistaCorp in the first place, but Kurt brought it to a whole new level. But if she's a 'hacktivist' then she might actually get more out of how he discovered the coding for what started the whole chain of events that lead him down the path of becoming an Avenger. Something he holds on to very dearly even now.

"That makes sense. Everyone needs a Luis. Hopefully yours doesn't talk as much." He teases, albeit affectionately. He can only imagine now the absolute amount of words that'll come out of Luis mouth when he finally meets Phil. He'd thus far, not kept him a secret because he did admit to the other he'd be 'busy'. But meeting a whole 'superhero cop team' might be a bit out there for him quite yet. "Naw? Well that's a bummer on their front because they'd get a hell of a show if they did." He teases leaning over to grab one of Phil's hands. "Though you better warn them if they try and do the whole cameras and tracking stuff they're gonna have a bad time. I built a whole business on being able to find and mitigate that sort of shit." Not that he thinks anyone would try that on, but his house has been bugged before thanks to Woo and His Crew and he'd gotten very good at sniffing that short of shit out, and sometimes using it to his advantage to cause absolute chaos and annoyance.
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-08 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Consider that a blessing." But that statement gets the smallest hint of pink to grace his cheeks. He hopes if only to make a lasting impression on the people who mean the most to Scott. He knows it wont be effortless but that's the thing about Phil.

He's worth the effort.

"Within reason, I mean my life is literally an open book but what I do for me, and only me, is different." And Phil is only for him, at least when they're together.

"So long as they can't break in and listen. Because the things they'd hear." He teases offering a coy little smile to the other. "I had enough of people spying on my life for one lifetime."
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-08 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah?" He lets his arm go loose as the other takes it to place a kiss there. He has the same feeling about Phil Coulson. It wont be easy, it wont be easy at all. But he doesn't expect it to be. Thankfully he's gotten somewhat used to working around the 'super' lifestyle. Be it directly or indirectly.

"Well, you're in danger. But not that kinda danger." He chuckles giving the others hand a right squeeze. He's thankful for the fact that he at least doesn't have to worry about that aspect. There's a part of him that knew that but, he just sort of had to confirm it.

"Any time you'd be willing to call, I'll answer. Unless... Well..." A laugh and a shift so that he can lean in closer to the other. "You know why. And that's one of the nice parts about this."
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-08 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
He lets the other close that distance with ease. Leaning into the kiss, letting the other take control of it. To dictate its pace and depth.

It's light, and easy. Just like all of this feels. He's thankful for it in every sense of that word.

"Oh yeah? You out there making sure I'm safe?" He teases, though there is a part of him that sees that. There's always someone behind the scenes, making things work. Funnily enough though Scott has always been somewhat removed from the whole Avengers thing, he may be a member of the team but even now he's almost like an independent contractor. It was nice in some senses because it gave him time to do what he needed, be it X-Con or the work he'd been doing with Reed Richards furthering the whole time research stuff he's started with Bruce and Tony.

They all had their roles to play but right now, in these moments together. It was just Phil and Him and a big ol' pot of soup. And he wanted nothing more.
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-09 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Mmm, my hero." They do important work, Phil and his team. He will never fault the other for doing what he has to.

But right now Scott wants the full attention on him. Not work, not the world, just... Them. And they can do whatever they want which is why Scott is going to shift in his seat and move closer towards the other, this time dictating the tone of the kiss.

He hooks a hand into the others button down shirt tugging him close and meeting the others lips in a firm kiss. They stay like that for a while until finally Scott lets them both up for a breath of air. "Who said my ass is safe when you're around?"
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-09 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll take a break when you fly out for the week." He's thankful to be able to kiss the other without and hold backs. A whole morning of stolen kisses and soft moments leading up to one of the best situations he's ever been in.

That warm tone brings a smile to his face and he leans back into the kiss. This time around nosing at the other before taking his lips back into his own. This time around the kiss lasts twice as long fingers working to undo buttons as he distracts the other with hungry laps and playful nibbles. Breaking only when they both close use a breath of fresh air.

"Course if you want a break we could just lay in bed the rest of the afternoon and make out?" He teases his hand slipping underneath the now undone shirt.
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-09 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Scott just about chases him out of the chair not completely satisfied with the firm parting kiss if only because Scott wanted it to last forever. But he eventually does let the other go to tend the bread in the corner of the kitchen and Scott takes a moment to tidy up their space popping some of the things in the dishwasher so they'll have less to take care of later and he sets two timers to keep them on track. One they can skip and one they have to do. It's Scotts way of trying to pretend as though he's some sort of responsible soul.

"Well I always keep my promises." He offers taking the others hand and giving it a firm squeeze before pulling the other in towards him placing that hand on his own hip. "But first I am going to kiss every square inch of that body so next time you tease me at the market when we go I can bring it up." He just about purrs out leaning in to nibble playfully at the other mans neck kissing up the length of it until he finds Phils lips and starts to walk him back towards the living room finally finding the couch and just about pushing the other man onto it before climbing on top of him with playful little chuckle.

He knows by now he wont get away with being so pushy for long but for now he's going to use his straddling position to his advantage fumbling with the rest of his light dress shirt until he has the others chest fully exposed to him. He kisses down his neck, lingering around one of his collarbones for longer than a friendly second, before he finds his way down towards the scaring that lingers from his brush with death. He's incredibly gentle there, for a number of reasons, taking his time to truly do what he said he's going to lifting his lips off the others skin for mere seconds as he travels across to one of his nipples the gentleness fading as he distances himself from those scars and finally finds the other mans nipple and takes it into his mouth with a hard suck and a following a firm playful bite, moaning against his skin as hands slip under his shirt and to the large of his back to keep him right where he wants him when he starts teasing, repeating his playful mouthing.
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-09 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
He's going to argue that but he's distracted by the fingers dancing through his unkempt hair, it's a weak spot for him and as they dance around there playfully it encourages him to explore the other side of Phil's chest mapping a similar route across his chest focusing the same attention to the other side in a similar fashion.

He enjoys as the other melts somewhat into that playful mouthing. But soon the others grip in his hair tightens and he lets out a soft moan as he lets himself be hauled towards the others lips. He catches them in a deep kiss that's all tongue, lips, and just a hint of teeth. When the other just about sighs out the word 'overdressed' Scott smiles against Phil's lips.

"And just what do you want me to do about that?" He mouths out against the others lips rolling hips and leaning into those hands as they snake under his shirt.
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-10 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Scott has plenty of one hole wonder shirts that are just begging to be ripped off him. He is such a dude about the things he wears around the house sometimes. Though he is a jeans and a t-shirt kinda guy through and through but some of them he's had since college and some of them are getting paper thin.

But this shirt is not one of them, a simple light gray shirt to match his dark blue jeans. Something nice enough to be coupled with Phil's own 'sunday best' but casual enough that it just screams 'Scott Lang'.

"I think they'll think that there's a very lucky man, with a very lucky man, about to get very lucky." The good news about San Francisco is that people don't really bat an eyelash at two dudes. It's pretty commonplace out this way and Scotts neighbors don't pry at all. Mostly because he's so weird they don't really want to be a part of it. After all, who really wants to admit they live next to a man who talks to ants, as a profession.

He shivers as that hand dips under his shirt and shifts around, purposefully rocking his hips against the other as he hooks fingers under the loose fabric of his shirt before yarding it up and over his head tossing it aside carelessly. "What do you think they're gonna do when they hear the noises you're about to make me make...?" He teases leaning in for another claiming kiss.
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-10 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
One of the only good things about prison was the habits it formed, especially in the working out department. He worked hard to set a gold standard for 'dad bods' everywhere.

And he really liked when Phil explored it. Leaning into the touch until the other takes it away transferring that touch to other parts of his body. There's complaints in his soft moans but they're quickly replaced, he doesn't know how long those new touches and squeezes will last but for now his body will simply drink them in while it can.

"What if I sort of like being in your lap?" They don't part lips as they speak, neither one of them unable to really keep hands and lips off one another. Scott was really trying to behave himself but it was so damn hard to keep his hands off Phil.
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[personal profile] pissant 2023-05-11 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
The roll of hips makes Scott moan. They're both clearly enjoying it and Scott returns the favor by just about dropping himself fully onto the others lap and giving a roll of his own. Encouraging the dry humping between the two.

It will do for now but, Scott will want more later. He's greedy and the best part about Phil is thus far he's been exceedingly good at telling him just what he wants. Or showing him, in most cases.

But there's something to be said about a nice, simple, Sunday morning make out session first. The duality of their relationship is part of why Scott likes this so much. Freak in the sheets, gentlemen in the streets.

Though he's still thinking about that playful bite at the back of his neck as they trade tongues for far longer than perhaps they ought to have. When Phil draws back Scott is left pretty breathless too, needing to smooth his hand across the others chest to ground himself. "Okay... I really like it." He admits with a coy smile.

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